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fREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Below are answers to some of the most Frequently Asked Questions that I receive regarding bookings and services.
If you have any other questions (that are NOT answered below), please email me at piperbbw@hotmail.com or SMS 0447 306 719

Below are the summaries of each section of questions. Please SCROLL DOWN the page to see the answers.

This page was last updated on Sunday 16th December, 2018.
 

THE BASICS

  1. What is your name?
  2. Can I call you on the phone?
  3. Is your place wheelchair-friendly/accessible?​​
  4. Where are you located?
  5. What is the closest Public Transport?
  6. Where can I park my car?
  7. What is the deal with needing a "Face Pic"?
  8. What if I cannot text a Face Pic because...?
  9. What if I cannot email a Face Pic because...?
  10. What if I cannot send a Face Pic by text or email?
  11. Can you send a pic of yourself?
     

PAYMENTS

  1. How do I pay for the booking?
  2. How do I pay a deposit?
  3. When do I pay for the booking? 

BOOKINGS

  1. What happens at a booking?
  2. ​​What do you provide with a booking?
  3. Do you provide Massage as part of your service?

SEXUAL HEALTH & hygiene

  1. I know what Condoms are, but what is a Dam?
  2. What does DDF mean?
  3. What is an STI?
  4. What is an STI check?
  5. ​​​What are the laws regarding Sexual Health and Sex Work in QLD? 

LEGALITIES

  1. Do you provide Massage as part of your service?
  2. ​I want to have a threesome. Do you have any friends that can join us?
  3. Can you recommend any other Working Ladies / Sex Workers to me?
  4. Can I help by being your...?
  5. ​​​What are the laws regarding Sex Work in QLD? 

MISCELLANEOUS

  1. What do you like? How do you like it?
  2. Can I see you "not as a customer"?  Can I date you?
  3. Will you marry me?
  4. My kids will be here at home, but they will be asleep. Will you still do an outcall?
  5. I have my kids with me, can I bring them along to my incall, and they can just sit in the other room?

THE BASICS

  1. What is your name?
    • Piper... (pronounced Py-purr)
    • aka The Pied Piper
    • aka Piper BBW
       
  2. Can I call you on the phone?
    • NO! 
    • You can arrange appointments by SMS/text.
    • You can ask questions by SMS/text... if I have NOT already answered them on THIS WEBSITE
       
  3. Is your place wheelchair-friendly/accessible?​​
    • Sorry, no.
    • I am located on the first floor of the building. Access is by a flight of stairs (L-shaped) only.
    • Also, the toilet and showering facilities are not wheelchair-accessible.
       
  4. Where are you located?
    • Newmarket, QLD 4051
      • It's on the northside of Brisbane
      • Non Peak-Hour Traffic: Approximately 10 minutes drive (5-6kms) from Brisbane CBD
      • Peak-Hour Traffic: Approximately 12-26 minutes drive from Brisbane CBD
    • Landmarks nearby are:
      • Newmarket 7-Day Medical Centre
      • Newmarket Memorial Hall
      • Newmarket Hotel
      • Newmarket Village
      • 7-Eleven Mobil Petrol Station, Newmarket
      • Motor Hospital, Newmarket
         
  5. What is the closest Public Transport?
    • BUS: The closest bus stops are Stop 20 or Stop 20a at Newmarket (~200m away) ... Approx 2 - 3 mins Walk
    • TRAIN: The closest train station is Newmarket Station (~1.1km away) ... Approx 14 - 20 mins Walk.
       
  6. Where can I park my car?
    • STREET PARKING:
      • You can park in the surrounding streets, then walk around the block. 
        • Edmonstone Street, Newmarket ... Approx 2 - 4 mins Walk
        • Parker Street, Newmarket ... Approx 3 - 4 mins Walk
        • Foster Street, Newmarket ... Approx 3 - 5 mins Walk
        • Ruby Street, Newmarket ... Approx 4 - 6 mins Walk
      • Remember: Do NOT Park
        • In front of Driveways
        • In front of Council Rubbish bins out for collection (on Tuesdays)
        • At a Bus Stop
        • On Yellow lines
        • In a Clearway (during hours specified on sign)
        • Between any "No Standing" or "No Parking" signs
        • Or anywhere else specified in the "Road rules - Parking information" HERE
    • PUBLIC PARKING:
      • You can park at the Coles Shopping Centre / Newmarket Village across the road ... Approx 3 - 6 mins Walk
      • If you park at the Petrol Station or Motor Hospital (mechanic), you may risk your car being towed (as I don't know what their rules are).
         
  7. What is the deal with needing a "Face Pic"?
    • ​​Face Pics are not about judging how attractive you are.
    • Face Pics are to verify that the person texting me is the same person who shows up at my door.
    • Face Pics are required for your first appointment only.
      • I then keep it on my phone as a reference for when you contact me again in the future.
    • For your privacy, I do not send or share your picture with anyone, nor upload it to any sites on the internet.
      • The only exception to this rule would be if I need to report for some reason (i.e. when a guy assaults me or rapes me (which has happened multiple times in the past)), after which I would be able to use the Face Pic to give an accurate description of the offender to the police.
      • If you are a genuine and respectful client, then you have nothing to worry about.
    • Please understand that in ensuring my security, I am asking for less information than is available on a Facebook profile.
    • A "Face Pic" is not a "Dick Pic"... I will see your penis soon enough.
    • I will NEVER ask you to send a Dick Pic.
    • I do NOT want you to send a Dick Pic.
    • NO DICK PICS, THANK-YOU!
       
  8. What if I cannot text a Face Pic because...?
    1. ​​My phone isn't a camera phone so I can't send a Face Pic
      • You can email your Face Pic to piperbbw@protonmail.ch 
         
    2. I don't have data on my phone to send pictures
      • You can email your Face Pic to piperbbw@protonmail.ch 
         
    3. I don't know how to send a Face Pic on my phone
      • Have someone show you how to send it by SMS/MMS
         
    4. I only have a work phone so I can't send a Face Pic
      • You can email your Face Pic to piperbbw@protonmail.ch
  9. What if I cannot email a Face Pic because...?
    1. I don't know how to send a picture by email
      • Have someone show you how to send a picture by email
         
    2. My kids set up my email so I don't know how to use it
      • Have your kids show you how to send a picture by email
         
    3. I only have a work email so I can't send a picture with it
      • Create a personal email account to send your picture by email
         
  10. What if I cannot send a Face Pic by text or email?
    • Then sorry, you cannot make a booking.
       
  11. Can you send a pic of yourself?
    • No
    • ​​All my pics are already available on my adverts and profiles on:
      • crockor.com.au
      • locanto.com.au
      • escortsandbabes.com.au
      • availableangels.com.au
      • verifiedescortgirls.com
      • chaturbate.com
      • pantydeal.com
      • tryst.link
      • escortify.com.au
      • Twitter
      • THIS WEBSITE
    • Any additional pictures cost $5 each. Paid through PayPal
    • Otherwise there is plenty of porn available on the internet.
       

PAYMENTS

  1. How do I pay for the booking?
    • For Incalls (before midnight):
      • I only accept Cash as payment.
      • The closest ATM is a Commonwealth Bank ATM at the 7-Eleven Petrol Station on the corner
    • For Chaturbate:
      • You will need to join Chaturbate.com
      • Once a member, you pay to add "tokens" to your account 
      • You then use these tokens to pay for pictures, videos, and webcams shows.
    • For Skype Webcam Shows:
      • PLEASE NOTE: Due to the new FOSTA/SESTA legislation in the USA, I am no longer able to offer Skype shows
    • For Pantydeal
      • The two options are PayPal or cash deposit at a SmartATM
    • All other bookings,
      • A deposit to confirm the booking. Paid by PayPal or at a SmartATM.
      • Rest of the money is paid as cash on arrival at  the booking.
         
  2. How do I pay a deposit?
    • For deposits of $50-$999 please click here to pay through PayPal https://www.paypal.me/PiedPiperBBW
      • If you do not have a PayPal account
        • I can send you a payment request which you can pay as a "Guest"
        • Or you can use a SmartATM to make a deposit instead
    • For deposits of $1000 or more, or those who don't want to use PayPal, please contact me for the account details to use at a SmartATM (Commonwealth Bank)
       
      • To deposit with a Commonwealth Bank card, follow these instructions using the account details and reference I provide to you

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      • To deposit WITHOUT any bank card, follow these instructions using the account details and reference I provide to you

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  3. When do I pay for the booking?
    • So that neither of us forget afterwards, and also to confirm the correct type of service and time...
      • For Incalls (before midnight):
        • Payment is asked for at the start of the booking.
      • For Chaturbate:
        • You purchase tokens on Chaturbate, which are used to pay per minute
      • For Skype:
        • PLEASE NOTE: Due to the new FOSTA/SESTA legislation in the USA, I am no longer able to offer Skype shows
      • For Pantydeal
        • You must prepay for the pics, videos, and/or panties
      • For all other bookings:
        • Deposit to confirm the booking.
        • Rest of payment is paid at the start of the booking. 

BOOKINGS

  1. What happens at a booking?
    • PLEASE NOTE: The booking duration (eg. 30mins) is the time from when you arrive to when you leave. It is not the amount of time spent in the bedroom.
      • You arrive at the door at the appointed start time (eg. 4:00pm)
        • DO NOT ARRIVE EARLY - EVEN BY ONE MINUTE
        • Please wait in your car or somewhere AWAY from the property so as not to look suspicious.
        • I will not open the door until your appointment time
      • You SMS ME to say you are AT THE DOOR
        • Do not call me on the phone - SMS me!
        • Do not knock - the neighbours will hear it
        • Do not ring the doorbell - it's very loud and the neighbours will definitely hear it
      • I will open the door and invite you in.
      • I will offer you a drink of water/tea/coffee.
      • You are welcome to use the toilet/shower facilities
        • Please ensure you have used deodorant and mouthwash before the booking begins.
      • I will show you into the room.
      • I will confirm the type of service you have booked.
      • You pay me the money.
      • You and I undress.
      • I provide the service.
      • Once completed, you are again welcome to use the toilet/shower facilities.
      • You and I get dressed.
      • I will show you to the door.
      • You leave by the appointed end time (eg. 4:30pm)
        • N.B. a booking time (i.e. 30 minutes) is the amount of time from when you arrive to when you leave. It is not the amount of time in the bedroom
           
  2. ​​What do you provide with a booking?
    • The following items are complimentary (included the in price at no extra cost to you)
    • INCALLS
      • Drink of water/tea/coffee
      • A chair
      • A Door-hook (if you want to hang your clothes up)
      • Small table (to put your things on)
      • Evaporative Cooler (as there is no Air-Con in the room)
      • Bedside lamps
      • Radio / CD player
      • TV with DVD player (to watch porn or a movie)
      • Condoms
      • Dental Dams
      • Latex Gloves
      • Lubricant
      • Tissues
      • Wet wipes (aka Baby wipes)
      • Toilet + Shower facilities
      • Shower-gel + Shower-sponge
      • Bath towel / Hand towel / Face washer
      • Handwash soap
      • Nail brush
      • Mouthwash + mini cups
      • Deodorant
      • Hair comb
      • Over-door mirror (to check your appearance before you leave)
  3. Do you provide Massage as part of your service?
    • In QLD, it is illegal for a private sex worker to state directly or indirectly, that their business provides or is connected with massage services

SEXUAL HEALTH & hygiene

  1. I know what Condoms are, but what is a Dam?
    • ​​A "Dam" is also known as a "Dental Dam" or "Oral Dam" or "Latex Dam".
    • A Dam is a small, square, flat piece of latex.
    • It is placed over a woman's genitals before she receives oral sex. See How to use a Dam
    • It is also placed over the anus before a person receives a "Rim job" (Licking the anus with the tongue).
    • Some Dams are 'flavoured' as Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, Blueberry, or Mint, so as not to taste like pure latex.
    • Dams can also be used as an alternative to condoms, gloves, and finger cots, if necessary.
       
  2. What does DDF mean?
    • DDF is an abbreviation for "Drug and Disease Free"
    • DDF means I do NOT do drugs and I have NO STIs (as at my last test date).
    • It does NOT mean I do drugs for free.
    • It does NOT mean I offer drugs for free.
    • It does NOT mean I want drugs for free in exchange (trade) for sex.. or in exchange for anything else!
      ​​
  3. What is an STI?
    • ​​​​STI stands for "Sexually Transmitted Infection"
    • Previously known as STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)
    • You can have an STI if you have EVER had unprotected sex with ANYONE 
      • This can be a Girlfriend, a Tinder date, a hookup at a bar/club
    • NOT ALL STIs HAVE SYMPTOMS.
    • You may have an STI and not know it.
    • Everyone should have regular STI checks.
    • For more information about STIs, you can ask your GP or go to Scarlet Alliance Quick Reference Guide or Queensland Health STI articles
       
  4. What is an STI check?
    • You make an appointment with your GP or Sexual Health Clinic
    • They will ask about your sexual history
    • They will check you for any STIs by 
      • A physical examination of your genitals and anus
      • Taking swabs (Throat, Genitals, and Anus - if necessary)
      • Urine test
      • Blood test
    • Results should be available in 2-3 days.
       
  5. ​​​What are the laws regarding Sexual Health and Sex Work in QLD?
    • ​​For more information regarding Barrier protection (Condom and Dam use) in QLD, please go to this Scarlet Alliance page 

LEGALITIES

  1. Do you provide Massage as part of your service?
    • No
    • In QLD, it is illegal for a private sex worker to state, directly or indirectly, that their business provides or is connected with massage services.
  2. ​I want to have a threesome. Do you have any friends that can join us?
    • No
    • In QLD, it is illegal for private sex workers to:
      • organize a double booking with another sex worker
      • work with another sex worker
      • conspire with another sex worker
      • profit from another sex worker
      • work out of the same premises as another sex worker, even if in split-shifts
         
  3. Can you recommend any other Working Ladies / Sex Workers to me?
    • ​​No
    • In QLD, it is illegal for private sex workers to
      • conspire with another sex worker
      • profit from another sex worker
         
  4. Can I help by being your...?
    1. Receptionist
      • No, It is illegal in QLD for a private sex worker to have a Receptionist
    2. Cleaner
      • No, It is illegal in QLD for a private sex worker to have a Cleaner
    3. Driver
      • In QLD, a private sex worker can only have a driver if:
        • The driver has a current Crowd Controller's License (under Security Providers Act 1993)
        • Only works as a Driver (not as  Bodyguard or any other role)
        • Only drives for one sex worker
    4. Bodyguard
      • In QLD, a private sex worker can only have a bodyguard if:
        • The bodyguard has a current Crowd Contoller's License  (under Security Providers Act 1993)
        • Only works as a Bodyguard (not as a Driver or any other role)
           
  5. ​​​What are the laws regarding Sex Work in QLD?
    • ​​For more information regarding

MISCELLANEOUS

  1. What do you like? How do you like it?
    • ​​Basically, I like to do whatever makes you climax... within reason of course.
    • My nipples and clitoris are NOT erogenous zones for me - I prefer penetrative sex only
    • I do NOT like it when a guy tries to circle his penis around inside me.
    • I do NOT like a guy who stops-starts the rhythm when having sex - it kills the mood
    • I do NOT like it when a guy fully withdraws his penis when thrusting - re-entry hurts and stops me from working.
    • I do NOT like it when a guy holds back his orgasm - I offer MSOG, there is no need to hold back.
    • I do NOT like a guy who asks questions during BJ or Sex - it kills the mood
      • Ask any questions before we start or wait til we finish
    • For other specifics, please go to the last part of the "Sexual Hygiene" section on the "FYI" page.
       
  2. Can I see you "not as a customer"?  Can I date you?
    • ​​No... Unless you are Richard Branson, Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender, or Bondi Vet.
       
  3. Will you marry me?
    • ​​No... Unless you are Richard Branson, Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender, or Bondi Vet.
       
  4. My kids will be here at home, but they will be asleep. Will you still do an outcall?
    • Nope.
       
  5. I have my kids with me, can I bring them along to my booking, and they can just sit in the other room?
    • HELL NO!